(they're taking dad back to prison)
"Rudolph the Nasty Drunk Reindeer"
(Likes kickin'fat guy ass all year...)
"White Knucklin"
(I'm dreaming there won't be christmas....)
"Into the River and through the front Door"
(Dad's had too much wine again)
"Oh Shut Your Mouth"
(Oh shut your mouth, Oh shut your mouth, I heard enough out of you this year)
"I Won't be Home for Christmas:
(you can kiss my ass)
"All I Want for Christmas"
(is for you to leave me the fuck alone)
"Have a Lousy Stinkin' Christmas"
(you poor excuse for a husband)
"I Saw Mommy Fuckin' the Electric Guy"
(so we could have christmas lights this year)
"I Never Liked You Anyway"
(Bahrumpapumpum)
"Oh Little Bastard Who Calls Me Mom"
(I don't know who your father is)
"Wretching Mom"
(drunkin mom, worshiping, porceline Bob)
And my all time favorite --
"Get Out of My House, You Drunken Whore"
(and take that bastard with you)
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